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The Dentist
Mar 6th, 2010, 9:35pm
 
The Dentist
 
 
Man goes to see dentist and asks "How much to pull two wisdom teeth?"  
 
Dentist says "$100.00."  
 
Man says, "too much. Can't you do it for less?"  
 
Dentist says "I can do it for $50 if I cut out the novacaine."  
 
Man says, "that's better but still too much. Can't we do it any cheaper?"  
 
Dentist says, "I could let my trainee do it for $20 but she has never pulled a tooth before and it would be quite painful."  
 
Man says, "That's great. Schedule my wife for next Tuesday."  
 
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Re: The Dentist
Reply #1 - Mar 6th, 2010, 11:04pm
 
Grin  That figures! I thought he was going to say is mother-in-law.
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Re: The Dentist
Reply #2 - Mar 6th, 2010, 11:12pm
 
LOL... Yeah, I know...
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Reply #3 - Mar 7th, 2010, 3:59am
 
Can I get his Number? The wifey needs to see him Grin
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Reply #4 - Mar 7th, 2010, 10:47am
 
Scotty, I am lookin it up now...
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